I’m Alley, and I play a lot of video games, eat a lot of pizza, and complain about a lot of things.
Tumblr, I miss you :(
Priorities. I have them in order.
I wonder if you realise just how much you’ve fucked me up over the years
Mumma comes home from work.
First thing I do: offer her pie.
Mumma goes on to complain about what a lazy shit I am and how it’ll take her an hour to get some blobs of chocolate off the cooker.
Thanks there, Mum.