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I’m Alley, and I play a lot of video games, eat a lot of pizza, and complain about a lot of things.

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Apr 02
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Hopefully getting my laptop back on monday.

Tumblr, I miss you :(

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Aug 25 + 1 note
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I have to leave for an interview in 25 minutes and I’m sat in my jimjams writing smut in a 38p notebook.

Priorities. I have them in order.

May 09 + 1 note
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I wonder if you realise just how much you’ve fucked me up over the years

Apr 02 + 1 note
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Spent the afternoon making pie and cleaning up after myself.

Mumma comes home from work.

First thing I do: offer her pie.

Mumma goes on to complain about what a lazy shit I am and how it’ll take her an hour to get some blobs of chocolate off the cooker.

Thanks there, Mum.

Apr 02
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My mum just punched the wall because I had noodles for lunch

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Mar 02 + 4 notes
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"I’ll do it in a minute" does not mean "decide how much dinner I’m having on my behalf"

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Jan 15 + 1 note
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My mother has discovered lolcats…

Jan 10 + 2 notes
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Goodnight tumblr

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Jan 06
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Ladies and Gentlemen, it is 8:09 AM over here and my mother has already found something to yell at me about

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Dec 16 + 1 note
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