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I’m Alley, and I play a lot of video games, eat a lot of pizza, and complain about a lot of things.

queensimia:

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Can I use this game, in some way, to judge my life? (x)

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superwholockgiraffe:

superwholockgiraffe:

My mom and I gave my little brother one of these balloons a couple months ago, and a few days later he said it creeped him out because sometimes it would rub against his wall or the shadow would make him think there was a person in his room.

So, of course, for his 14th birthday we decided to buy 14 of them and fill his room when he was out. 

When he got back home and went upstairs we waited to see how he would react and weren’t disappointed when we heard loud screams and curses. 

Then, because I’m an asshole, I moved them into our guest room (aka, my dad’s closet) after my dad had fallen asleep.

I was woken up this morning by my dad screaming.

Clearly because this is a fantastic idea, whoever pisses me off will wake up surrounded by smiley balloons.

Let the games begin

My brother ate the last slice of cake

Enjoy your shower, motherfucker

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Angels and Demons can’t cross over onto our plane. So, instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. But a single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demon’s touch like those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit. /Constantine (2005)

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majorbioticbutt:

John Shepard, Scarred Soldier Series: 12 out of ???

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