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I’m Alley, and I play a lot of video games, eat a lot of pizza, and complain about a lot of things.

Song: Do You Want to Play Deductions

Album: FullRip.net
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hannibalistictendency:

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta let me eat your friends

Jan 06 + 3,858 notes » via buddhalovingbadass © hannibalistictendency
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fyeahbreakingbad:

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neverwhyonlywho:

            (via okayophelia)

Jan 06 + 50,677 notes » via badtimingandme © gallifreyan-detective
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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

Jan 06 + 180,520 notes » via itsbetterthananal © burgrs
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myheart137:

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memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

Jan 06 + 427,758 notes » via the-banana-slut © memeluvr2
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buildingbagend:

*Fellowship theme plays dramatically in the distance*

Jan 06 + 81,238 notes » via the-banana-slut © buildingbagend
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keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

Jan 06 + 267,686 notes » via beautifulmagick © keepmywhiskeyneat
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Jan 06 + 1,636 notes » via noticemesenpaaaaaai © phoebe-buffay
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God knows where she is.

Jan 06 + 36,103 notes » via theterrorcontinues © thepcapaldi
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